sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual
but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight
Don’t cry me a river that’s stupid as hell, cry me a milkshake
i hope you all get arrested
there’s a hot orgy on my dash
and u just got an invitation
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
everyone’s gotten the update except me
u can’t catch me tumblr
my lifes goal is to find a way to live off of fast food without getting fat or sick
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.
i give u permission to reblog my selfie
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER
see the ball
feel the ball
be the ball
does that fucking say 4th of July?
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
what… what do American keyboards look like then?