Unadulterated Loathing

best-of-funny:

ruinscape:

sometimes i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then go on with my day as usual

but other times i see a boy and think “wow he’s hot” and then fantasize about him for like a week straight

X

(via thathilariousasian)

whorville:

Don’t cry me a river that’s stupid as hell, cry me a milkshake

(via condommodel)

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

i hope you all get arrested

the-whale-incident:

there’s a hot orgy on my dash

and u just got an invitation

(via condommodel)

300 Days until the Divergent Movie

(Source: 50shadesoftobias, via vvarner)

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

naughtypooky:

everyone’s gotten the update except me

u can’t catch me tumblr

(via the-sexy-oompa-loompa)

sollux:

my lifes goal is to find a way to live off of fast food without getting fat or sick

(Source: manaphy, via the-sexy-oompa-loompa)

sithlordtennant:

For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. 

(via rory-arthur-williams)

twitturds:

i give u permission to reblog my selfie

(via malikmydick)

louisharrystylinson:

louisharrystylinson:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER

see the ball

feel the ball

be the ball

(Source: stylinwho, via condommodel)

the-sexy-oompa-loompa:

ruraljackdaw:

psilentasincjelli:

ruraljackdaw:

voyagesofabookworm:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

wearejohnlocked:

hungarian:

do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards

how do you hashtag ??????

hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt

wait

what… what do American keyboards look like then?

oh

does that fucking say 4th of July?